Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Stranger Danger!!

Uhhhhgggghhg finally. School is sooooo far from home. Papa says walking is good for me. Papa says it’s healthy and that I need to be healt- Wooahhh there’re so many people. I wonder what they are doing. I can’t even see the elevator. I’ve never seen so many peop- uh, is that one looking at me. Is that a girl or a boy? It looks like a boy but boys don’t have long hai- wait, Father Joseph showed us a picture of Jesus Christ and he had long hair. IS HE JESUS CHRIST?!?!? Oh no no no, is he here because I did something bad?! Oh no oh no oh no no no no. No, I didn’t steal! I didn’t sin! Pleeeaasse Mr. Christ don’t punish me! I didn’t stea- Oh no he’s walking over here. OK, Stand up straight, shoulders back, head tall just like Papa taught m- wait, he’s not wearing robes, and he’s wearing boots not sandals. Jesus Christ didn’t wear jeans. He’s not Jesus Christ but why does he have long hair then? Is he a girl or a boy? Well fewwwwhh, I knew I didn’t sin against the Lor- why is girl boy still walking over here? Oh no, what do I do?! Do I- Huh? Girl boy wants to ask me questions? Why does girl boy have a school notebook? What’s a mega seen? Papa told me not to talk to strangers and papa said that I can’t talk to someone I don’t know. OK just don’t talk. Should I make eye contact? yeah, papa said making eye contact is good manners and respectful and how good behaved girls act and I am good because I didn’t sin. OK, make eye contact and don’t talk; just look in girl boy’s eyes and don’t talk. Just keep being polite. Yeah, papa gives me cookies when I’m a good behaved girl. I love cookies. I wonder if girl boy likes cookies. Who doesn’t like cooki- why does girl boy look confused? Just keep making eye contact and being polite so papa will give me cookies. Oh, he’s leaving. Wait that’s being rude. Girl boy comes to talk to me and then just leaves. I was being so polite just like papa taught me and girl boy doesn’t even say thank you or goodbye? Hmmpphh, papa would teach girl boy a lesson. Girl boy’s definitely not getting any cookies. Girl boy is not a good behaved girl like m- Oh there’s papa coming to get me. I wonder if he brought me my cookies!

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